Crooked Ear Chronicles: Rodney on: The Wilderness

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Rodney on: The Wilderness

Uh, no thank you. That's more Zoe's forte. I know the types of things that can happen out there and I think I'm much better suited to my immediate neighborhood. Maybe the park. Maybe.

Zoe: "Looks like fun. Do eagles play frisbee? Then we'll see what's what."

Photo by Pekka Komi

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Nickname: Holmes, The Inspector, Captain Braveheart, The Great Detective, Old Chum

Too awesome for a Nickname

I provide emotional support and protection for Rodney when he is confused or afraid (pretty much a full-time gig). When investigating a mystery, I'm the first to enter an abandoned warehouse/mine shaft/haunted attic (though he will take the credit in his stories). I also possess telepathic powers.
Dreams/Aspirations: As an amazingly gorgeous specimen of canine perfection capable of telepathy, the world is already at my paws. Soon I will control a legion of minions who will set forth to destroy all vacuum cleaners. Look, don't tell Rodney about the telepathy or the minions - it will frighten him. Although he will be relieved to hear about the vacuums.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Rodney on: The Wilderness

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Most Thrilling Tales/Valuable Life Lessons

Rodney

Nickname: Holmes, The Inspector, Captain Braveheart, The Great Detective, Old Chum

Zoe

Too awesome for a Nickname

Rodney's Fears

The current (and growing) list:

Zoe's Thoughts:

We Endorse These Establishments:

Benefits include:

Our human associate: